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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"It takes a viking to raze a village"
"Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy"
"Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"
"Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult"
"Come to the darkside...we have cookies"
"Cover me, I'm changing lanes"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"